In a not-so-far-off
land and a somewhat magical place, there presides a band of merry
miscreants whose only pleasures are the pursuit of bountiful ales, the
consumption of tatered tots and the viewing of catastrophically crappy
cinema! They be the cursed TEC LIVESCrew and this eventide, thoust must join Lady ELICIA of SANCHEZ, Sir KEVIN of CLARKE, Sir TRAVIS of VOGT, Duke PRODUCER MARK of ALLENDER and verily handsome special April guest, Lord PAUL of MERRILL as we partake in year nineteen eighty of nine shot-on-video non-masterpiece,LORDS OF MAGICK! Beware, young traveler, for there will be Witchery! Wizards raps! Bad English accents! Also, we finally discover whether there truly be, a raffle in here.
Each year, as the futuristic future looms ahead and most of us prepare
for the inevitable world 1980's apocalypse that will force everyone to
live in "New Arizona," drive quads and wear mohawks, the fortune telling
gypsies at Empire Pictures were hard at work at a vision of things to
come, aka 1989's straight-to-video sci-fi non-classic, ARENA! Taking
place in the foreseeable year of 4038, our prime entertainment is the
Arena fighting match, pitting alien against
alien...that is until Earth man/short order cook Steve Armstrong gets a
chance in the ring. Will Steve be the first humanoid Arena champion
since the last one? Will the blonde lady he likes intercourse him?
Will the actors boxing in the alien suits die of heat stroke? Only time
(and this terrible movie) will tell!
Hosted by: ELICIA SANCHEZ (Comedian/TEC Creator/Lover of Tackiness) Co-hosts: TRAVIS VOGT & KEVIN CLARKE (Comedians/Filmmakers/Major Movie Nerds) Technical Adviser/DJ: MARK "PRODUCER MARK" ALLENDER (Artist/Cartoonist/Producer Of Things)
with
Special guest
RYAN CASEY
(Champion Comedian/Humanoid/Bear Boxer)
PLUS trivia w/prizes from The White Rabbit, Scarecrow Video and Ugly
Baby Shower Art!! Specially themed cocktails to help you make it through
that last round and a brawling good time!!
Doors @ 7:30
Show starts @ 8:00 PM
Be sure to come early and enjoy some awful movie trailers!!
*Every second Tuesday of the month at The White Rabbit in Fremont, The
Enematic Cinematic LIVES brings you the awesomely fun experience of
watching a shitty movie with friends, strangers and booze, combined with
a live taping of The Enematic Cinematic Podcast starring you as a live
audience person and featuring some of the funniest comics/performers and
general randoms off the street in town! COME for the horribly shitty
movie w/comedic commentary and STAY for The Enematic Cinematic Podcast
taping LIVE! NO COVER!
"A little gem...you don't want to miss it!"--GeekWire.com "Interesting."--Vern, AintItCoolNews.com "Cleansing?"--Lindy West, Jezebel.com
