Tuesday, May 8, 2012

The Enematic Cinematic: LIVES!!! AGAIN!!!

Your guide to the golden garbage of rightfully undiscovered cinema, local film podcast, The Enematic Cinematic, is hosting its very second live show, THE ENEMATIC CINEMATIC: LIVES! May 22, at The White Rabbit (513 North 36th Street) in Fremont! A show that will guarantee to be one of the most terrifying or terrific Tuesday nights of your life probably!

This time around, we will be screening 1988's sucky summertime slasher, CHEERLEADER CAMP aka BLOODY POM POMS, “starring” Lucinda Dickey (Special K from Breakin’), Leif Garret (former 70’s teen heartthrob) and boobs!

Commentary and podcast taping provided by special guests:

-MISS ANITA GOODMANN (adored entertainer and socialite)
-DEREK SHEEN (comic genius, esteemed actor, human hug)
-PAUL MERRILL (comedy vet, prolific writer, maker of merriment) 

The show is absolutely FREE and will feature drink and movie prizes as well as drink specials!

Vern from Ain’t It Cool News and author of Seagalogy: A Story of the Ass-Kicking Films of Steven Seagal was forced to call The Enematic Cinematic, "...Interesting." while Lindy West of the online site Jezebel  was tricked into referring to it as, "...Cleansing?" Come see for yourself what all the non-fuss is about!

Booze will be drank, jokes will be had and bonds will be broken, it's THE ENEMATIC CINEMATIC...LIVES! Presented by Children of the Atom and sponsored by Scarecrow Video!

Monday, May 7, 2012

TEC Podcast: Episode 45: Totally Awesome Spicy Mayonnaise!

Okay you guys, like totally bag the noise and get ready for Episode 45, with 1983's video arcade sex comedy, JOYSTICKS, starring Uncle Rico, hot dogs, an actress from Surf II and JO DON BAKER!  My guests this episode include my friends and fellow members of my comedy group, Children of the Atom, CORBETT CUMMINS and SCOTT LOSSE! Expect really lame impressions, a shout out to Designing Women, remembering Eco the Dolphin, the secret recipe for Dom DeLuise's spicy chipotle mayonnaise and the phrase "sweet co*k" A LOT.

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TEC Podcast: Episode 44: Wasting Away In Margaritaville

Well, this one is going to be uncomfortable.  For Episode 44, we filled our brains with life lessons about sexual identity and milk thanks to 1986's wacky gender mix-up comedy, SOMETHING SPECIAL (aka WILLY/MILLY)! Little tomboy Milly buys some special wishing powder and under a full moon instead of wishing for her period (like a good little girl) she wishes for a wiener! Whoops! What's a girl to do? Here to help me sort out this metaphorical mess are brand new guests, comedians, RICK TAYLOR and JENNIFER BURDETTE! Expect trips to a Las Vegas Margaritaville, mojito lube references, vagina nicknames, Patty Duke, true hot tub confessions and rapping about white boys in wheelchairs!

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TEC Podcast: Episode 43: He'd Kill A Baby With A Weapon And Enjoy It!

For Episode 43 we heartily enjoyed on recommendation of previous guest, artist MARC PALM, a bizarre chopsocke karatesploitation buddy cop crime thriller from 1985 involving actual martial arts master, Tadashi Yamashita, a really racist pimp, hijinks and wackiness, SWORD OF HEAVEN!  My guests for this thrill ride include TEC pioneers, filmmakers and humorists, KEVIN CLARKE and TRAVIS VOGT!  Expect conversations about masonry, babies as canon fodder, dick nicknames that will inherit Downton Abbey and another amazing rap battle concerning puzzles and drugs!

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