Thursday, June 13, 2013

TEC Podcast: Episode 56: The Enematic Cinematic LIVES!!: Is There A Raffle In Here?

In a not-so-far-off land and a somewhat magical place, there presides a band of merry miscreants whose only pleasures are the pursuit of bountiful ales, the consumption of tatered tots and the viewing of catastrophically crappy cinema!  They be the cursed TEC LIVES Crew and this eventide, thoust must  join Lady ELICIA of SANCHEZ, Sir KEVIN of CLARKE, Sir TRAVIS of VOGT, Duke PRODUCER MARK of ALLENDER and verily handsome special April guest, Lord PAUL of MERRILL as we partake in year nineteen eighty of nine shot-on-video non-masterpiece, LORDS OF MAGICK! Beware, young traveler, for there will be Witchery! Wizards raps! Bad English accents!  Also, we finally discover whether there truly be, a raffle in here. 

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Wednesday, June 5, 2013

The Enematic Cinematic: LIVES!!:
June Episode: Arena (1989)

"...So, you're the one that fed Fang the window."
Each year, as the futuristic future looms ahead and most of us prepare for the inevitable world 1980's apocalypse that will force everyone to live in "New Arizona," drive quads and wear mohawks, the fortune telling gypsies at Empire Pictures were hard at work at a vision of things to come, aka 1989's straight-to-video sci-fi non-classic, ARENA! Taking place in the foreseeable year of 4038, our prime entertainment is the Arena fighting match, pitting alien against alien...that is until Earth man/short order cook Steve Armstrong gets a chance in the ring. Will Steve be the first humanoid Arena champion since the last one? Will the blonde lady he likes intercourse him? Will the actors boxing in the alien suits die of heat stroke? Only time (and this terrible movie) will tell! 

Hosted by:
(Comedian/TEC Creator/Lover of Tackiness)
(Comedians/Filmmakers/­Major Movie Nerds)
Technical Adviser/DJ:
(Artist/Cartoonist/­Producer Of Things) 

Special guest
(Champion Comedian/Humanoid/Bear Boxer)

PLUS trivia w/prizes from The White Rabbit, Scarecrow Video and Ugly Baby Shower Art!! Specially themed cocktails to help you make it through that last round and a brawling good time!!

Doors @ 7:30
Show starts @ 8:00 PM

Be sure to come early and enjoy some awful movie trailers!!

*Every second Tuesday of the month at The White Rabbit in Fremont, The Enematic Cinematic LIVES brings you the awesomely fun experience of watching a shitty movie with friends, strangers and booze, combined with a live taping of The Enematic Cinematic Podcast starring you as a live audience person and featuring some of the funniest comics/performers and general randoms off the street in town! COME for the horribly shitty movie w/comedic commentary and STAY for The Enematic Cinematic Podcast taping LIVE! NO COVER! 

"A little don't want to miss it!"
"Cleansing?"--Lindy West,

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