Tuesday, April 9, 2013

The Enematic Cinematic: LIVES!! April Episode!: THE LORDS OF MAGICK (1989)

In a not-so-far-off land and a somewhat magical place, there presides a band of merry miscreants whose only pleasures are the pursuit of bountiful ales, the consumption of tatered tots and the viewing of catastrophically crappy cinema!  They be the cursed TEC LIVES Crew and this eventide, thoust presence is graciously requested by order of the Queen to join Lady ELICIA of SANCHEZ, Sir KEVIN of CLARKE, Sir TRAVIS of VOGT, Duke PRODUCER MARK of ALLENDER and verily handsome special April guest, Lord PAUL of MERRILL as we partake in a cost free screening of year nineteen eighty of nine shot-on-video non-masterpiece, LORDS OF MAGICK! Beware, young traveler, for there will be Witches! Wizards! Wigs! Fair maidens! Terrible beasts! And even more terrible special effects! Gifts of Kingly riches by way of Scarecrow Video and Ugly Baby Shower Art!  And ales all around! Do as thou wilt, but methinks thou shan't miss such splendid revelry!  So, if ye be brave...your quest awaits! We will see thee post haste, for tonight WE WINE IN FREMONT!

Monday, April 8, 2013

TEC Podcast: Episode 55: The Enematic Cinematic LIVES!!: Hand Over The Disk Or We'll Tenderize Your Butt!!

Get ready to wipe the steam off your iPod screens, Enemaniacs, because this one's gonna be HOT!  It's Episode 55 of TEC recorded live at The White Rabbit in Fremont with this month's sexy Stamosy spy thriller, 1986's NEVER TOO YOUNG TO DIE starring John Stamos, Vanity, Gene Simmons, Robert Englund and George Lazenby. No, I'm serious. Did I mention that John Stamos is the son of a secret spy who must avenge his father's death after he is murdered by an evil transexual mastermind played by Gene Simmons?? Join the TEC Crew and this month's guest, comedian NICK SAHOYAH as we dissect this only-on-VHS enematic espionage, that's if we don't get lost in Stamos' steamy stare for too long...Expect real tongue talk, the untold story of Vanity's horse saddle, sad theme music, butt tenderizing and the broadcast debut of our #1 new Enemaniac, EMILY!

TEC Podcast: Episode 54: The Enematic Cinematic LIVES!!: You Gave Me A Fruit Burger?!

Love is in the air, along with the sweet aroma of a street hardened Scott Valentine, vegetarian meats and low self-esteem.  That's right, it's a very February TEC Episode 54, recorded live at The White Rabbit in Fremont, post a full-on screening of 1987's horror rom-com, MY DEMON LOVER! Poor Kaz (Scott Valentine) has been cursed as a "pisotski," meaning he can't get turned on, without turning into a demon! Luckily this is just up the alley of local door mat Denny, who is just looking for love in all the wrong trash cans. Will these two crazy kids find a way to make it work?  Find out, along with the TEC Crew and this month's special guest, comedian/cabaret performer/much beloved Seattle drag superstar, ANITA GOODMANN! Expect Scott Valentine Playgirl spread secrets, advice to the home challenged charmers in the world, scandalous details on the long term 'partnership' of TRAVIS and KEVIN and a hellish devil worshiping rap off that will possibly leave you questioning the existence of God!

B-Movie Trailer Of The Day...Sort Of!

Okay, so maybe this is not an 'actual' movie trailer, but if this scene ALONE doesn't sell this sci-fi sexploitation Chinese film, ROBOTRIX, to you, then you don't like bad movies!