|"...Every fuckin' retard thinks he's a rock star."|
A. It's seems like the 80's, but it's the 90's.
B. Co-stars recent porn retiree, Traci Lords.
C. There is a lot of neon green slime in it.
D. It is actually pretty good.
|"So my penis has like, three heads."|
|Martin decides eating soul dust|
has to taste better than cheese bread.
|"Hey. I'm here to pick up|
your daughter, Traci."
|Sometimes hangin' with Angel is fun.|
Sometimes he has too many Grasshoppers.
It's really embarrassing.
|Traci awakes from one of her many|
ongoing Ron Jeremy nightmares.
Shitty Rock Song Covers:1
Breast Implants: 3
Half Shirts: 5
Pepperoni Peep Holes: 1
Double Guitars: 2
Glowing Green Eyes: 10
Actual Electric Shocks: 1
Air Guitar On Real Guitar: 9
Guitar Play Face: 2
Dead Bodies: 4
Puke Scenes: 3
Dildo Drills: 1