The Enematic Cinematic: LIVES!! October Episode: HACK-O-LANTERN (1988)!

"But Mom, I like the taste of blood! Grandpa says it's good for me."

On this night, bathed in the light of a harvest moon, fairly close to the week before the week before All Hallows Eve, we bring you a tale of won-ton witchcraft, a family curse and monstrously bad metal, it's 1988's HACK-O-LANTERN about a mother trying to stop her oldest son Tommy from his destiny as the spawn of Satan and his creepy grandpa who is the head of a secret sacrificing people cult and wears way too many silver rings!! Just when it couldn't get wackier, a masked killer is on the loose, hacking and slashing everything BUT pumpkins!! Will the masked killer totally ruin the Halloween party at Town Hall? Will Tommy complete his grandpa's ritual and finally front the devil's metal band? Will this town ever run out of candles and pentagram jewelry?? Find out at TEC LIVES! 

Hosted by:

ELICIA SANCHEZ

(Comedian/TEC Creator/Lover of Tackiness)

Co-hosts:

TRAVIS VOGT & KEVIN CLARKE

(Comedians/Filmmakers/­Major Movie Nerds)

Technical Adviser/DJ:

MARK "PRODUCER MARK" ALLENDER

(Artist/Cartoonist/­Producer Of Things)

with

Special guest

DOUGLAS GALE

(Comedian/Craftsman/Retired Warlock)

PLUS trivia w/prizes from The White Rabbit, Scarecrow Video and Ugly Baby and La Ru!! Specially themed devilishly delicious cocktails to appease your taste buds and a frighteningly good time!!

Doors @ 7:30

Show starts @ 8:00 PM

Be sure to come early and enjoy some totally terrible b-movies trailers from 7:30 'til showtime!!

Every month at The White Rabbit in Fremont, The Enematic Cinematic LIVES brings you the awesomely fun experience of watching a shitty movie with friends, strangers and booze, combined with a live taping of The Enematic Cinematic Podcast starring you as a live audience person and featuring some of the funniest comics/performers and general randoms off the street in town! The movies will always be bad, but the times will always be good! COME for the horribly shitty movie w/comedic commentary and STAY for The Enematic Cinematic Podcast taping LIVE! NO COVER!!

Here's what people we know said about TEC: LIVES!!: 

"A little gem...you don't want to miss it!"--GeekWire.com

"Interesting."--Vern, AintItCoolNews.com

"Cleansing?"--Lindy West, Jezebel.com

Sponsored by Scarecrow Video

Real People. Reel Talk. Really Bad Movies.

TEC Podcast: Episode 62: The Enematic Cinematic LIVES!!: Top That!

It's the September edition of TEC: LIVES!! and this time we're kicking up THE JAMS. It's a straight up slumber party pajama jam at The White Rabbit while we celebrate 80's teen angst, Travis' birthday and the 1989 kind-of-musical teen comedy, TEEN WITCH about a total nerd who finds out she has magical witching powers and uses them to make her totally 80's high school wishes come true! Also, rapping happens. Along for this radical magical pajamical journey is our special guest, MISS ANITA GOODMANN! Expect an extreme lack of pajamas, high school confessions, girl talk and the phrase 'hot f**k action'. TOP THAT.   

TEC Podcast: Episode 61: Besides, I'm Beta And You're VHS!

WE'RE BACK in the safety of our cramped apartment where the beer is sort of free and the cheese puffs are super stale! Thanks to Producer Mark's tinkering capabilities, his sound board is officially off the fritz and we've got our first non-live episode since last summer! To welcome us home is 1989's only-on-VHS seriously weird slasher, DEATH SPA, about a killer disabled ghost wife who with the help of her male twin she possesses off and on, is wreaking havoc at her widowed husband's sexy 80's gym! Also, computers are involved. Back on the couch, we have brand new very special guest all the way from Austin, director of the new VHS documentary REWIND THIS, Josh Johnson! Expect confusing kills, confessions from the cutting room floor, my vain attempts to remain sober and a Producer Mark secret reveal (kind of)!

The Enematic Cinematic: LIVES!! September Episode: TEEN WITCH (1989)

"Just go talk to him!"
"Are you kidding? I'd be so embarrassed. Look at how funky he is."

You guys, omigod, it's like, totally fall again! While some of us are heading back to school (gag) and some of us are just going back to work (mega gag), some of us, (specifically TEC crew members Travis 'Sweet Tea' Vogt, Elicia 'Doctor Sanchez' Sanchez and special guest Jennifer Burdette are all celebrating their birthdays! To help ring in another year(s) tacked onto 30, we're having a special bad movie birthday blow out with a totally unnecessary 80's slumber party theme! That's right dudes, it's a straight up PAJAMA JAM. Come enjoy the totally terrible 80's teen comedy, TEEN WITCH (starring Blake Lively's older sister) about a nerd who finds out she has special magical spell-casting powers! Will she finally get to french that guy with the face and the car? Will Robert Blake's son do a lot of free-style "rapping"? Will the 80's be fully represented in a super 80's way? All of this and more at the next TEC: LIVES!!
Don't forget to wear YO JAMS (aka your favorite pajamas)!!

 

Hosted by:

ELICIA SANCHEZ

(Comedian/TEC Creator/Lover of Tackiness)

Co-hosts:

TRAVIS VOGT & KEVIN CLARKE

(Comedians/Filmmakers/­Major Movie Nerds)

Technical Adviser/DJ:

MARK "PRODUCER MARK" ALLENDER

(Artist/Cartoonist/­Producer Of Things)

with

Special guestS

JENNIFER BURDETTE

(Writer/Humorist/Hair Artist/Birthday Buddy)

and

MISS ANITA GOODMANN

(Comedian/Lady of Leisure/Karaoke connoisseur)

PLUS TRUTH OR DIE and GIRL TALK questions w/prizes from The White Rabbit, Scarecrow Video and Ugly Baby Shower Art!! Specially themed cocktail concoctions that will make your toils and troubles disappear and a magically good time!

Doors @ 7:30

Show starts @ 8:00 PM

Be sure to come early and enjoy some totally terrible b-movies trailers from 7:30 'til showtime!!

Every month at The White Rabbit in Fremont, The Enematic Cinematic LIVES brings you the awesomely fun experience of watching a shitty movie with friends, strangers and booze, combined with a live taping of The Enematic Cinematic Podcast starring you as a live audience person and featuring some of the funniest comics/performers and general randoms off the street in town! The movies will always be bad, but the times will always be good! COME for the horribly shitty movie w/comedic commentary and STAY for The Enematic Cinematic Podcast taping LIVE! NO COVER!
Here's what people we know said about TEC: LIVES!!: 

"A little gem...you don't want to miss it!"--GeekWire.com

"Interesting."--Vern, AintItCoolNews.com

"Cleansing?"--Lindy West, Jezebel.com

Sponsored by Scarecrow Video

Real People. Reel Talk. Really Bad Movies.

TEC Podcast: Episode 58: The Enematic Cinematic LIVES!!: Please Don't Retire Meee!

In the futuristic future, we bring you space Episode 58 with an epic space tale of sweat and sorrow courtesy of 1989 sci-fi/fantasy/sports saga film ARENA, about a human Earth man who goes from short order cooking to fighting for the champion space title of the space arena in space year 4038! It will be a legendary battle of man vs. monster, eyes vs. brain, booze vs. booze and more! Joining us on the journey of space self-discovery is special guest comedian, RYAN CASEY. Expect deadly robot impressions, voice-over trivia, monster jock strap raps and our very own human future, revealed!

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TEC Podcast: Episode 57: The Enematic Cinematic LIVES!!: She Had An Injection In Her Labe, Doctor!

In honor of Mother's Day that happened this month, we here at TEC decided to give back, by showing all the ungrateful children what could be worse with 1988's horror/comedy FLESH EATING MOTHERS! A group of suburban housewives catch a mysterious VD which not only sucks, it bites! Join us with our Mayday special guest, non-mom/comedian MONICA NEVI as we explore the true meaning of motherhood, labial injections, the history of penicillin, who truly is the boss and some really sincere, solemn rap songs for moms.

 

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