TEC Podcast: Episode 72: The Enematic Cinematic LIVES!!: Superhero Secret Docking

It's Episode 72 of TEC, the only bad movie podcast in town that may be covered in a rocky exterior, but inside is an everlovin' heart of gold! For this episode we viewed a bootleg VHS copy I bought on Ebay in college of 1994's unreleased live action THE FANTASTIC FOUR! Rounding out the TEC Team this episode is fantastic special guest, comedian NICK SAHOYAH! Expect thrills! Chills! Spills! And a bunch of discussion on docking!

TEC Podcast: Episode 71: The Enematic Cinematic LIVES!!: Suppose This Is The Longest Night In The World?

It's Episode 71 of the LIVE version of TEC and this time we've got more killer dolls than you care to care about! This of course means we sat through the entirety or 1987's DOLLS which is actually not a bad movie (mostly). With us for the first time on the live podcast is special guest comedian and puppet master, EMMETT MONTGOMERY! Expect uncomfortable silences, unnecessary political arguments, Punky Brewster and PC game references, and a whole lot of creepy thoughts! WARNING: Due to technical difficulties, the episode cuts out near the end before we were able to reach the 'Wrap Up Rap' segment so consider yourself lucky or not depending on how much you do or don't hate that part!

TEC Podcast: Episode 70: The Enematic Cinematic LIVES!!: Kevin Turns 97!

 It's a very special birthday episode of TEC: LIVES!! featuring the still-moving corpses of me, co-host TRAVIS VOGT and birthday boy, co-host KEVIN CLARKE! To celebrate Kevin's special day, we made people watch 1990's weird-ass Gremlins rip-off, MUNCHIES! Plus, we welcomed film critic, Scarecrow Video rep and friend of the people, MATT LYNCH! Expect disingenuous birthday wishes, Pizza Hut puppet memories, Chuck Norris nostalgia and cake raps!

TEC Podcast: Episode 69: The Enematic Cinematic LIVES!!: The Suck Of The Irish

Top o' the morning to ya, Enemaniacs! It's Episode 69 and we've got an Irish goodbye that you won't soon forget, thanks to Clive Barker, the 80's and a Danzig dick monster that will haunt your dreams aka 1986's horror/accidental comedy, RAWHEAD REX! When an ancient dick beast/demon is unearthed in rural Ireland, the emerald Isle comes under attack with only the help of a wise-cracking sweater-wearing American to save them! But don't worry, they have metaphors, inaccurate religious history and female stereotypes on their side! Along for this sacrilegious soiree is our special guest for March, comedian and possible Irish person, TYLER SCHNUPP! Expect a lot of cock talk, kiss hate, piss baths and more mentions of potatoes than you can shake a potato at!

TEC Podcast: Episode 68: The Enematic Cinematic LIVES!!: Computer? I Barely Knew Her!

It's Episode 68 and love is in the air! Cooky, creepy computer love, that is. It's one of those classically fucked up rom-coms of the 80's, 1984's ELECTRIC DREAMS about a young nerd named Miles that buys a new computer that becomes sentient thanks to the push of the wrong buttons and a bottle of spilled champagne! SCIENCE. Now Miles not only has to learn how to get his microwave to work right, but stop his computer from stealing his new girlfriend! Along for this digital debauchery is special guest, comedian BETTINA MCKELVEY! WARNING: The audio for this episode is pretty atrocious thanks to us forgetting to plug in the right mic. Expect lots of loud noises, rustling, romance, rustling and a lot of facts about Virginia Madsen! Listen at your own risk!

TEC Podcast: Episode 67: The Enematic Cinematic LIVES!!: Shred Till Your Dead!

It's Episode 67 and we're coming to you LIVE from our new location, The Jewelbox Theater in The Rendezvous! We've got another snow holds barred murder mystery action movie on our hands from 1991 called RED SNOW in which some snow board instructor goes under cover kind of to try and solve his brother's death at a snow lodge he worked at! Extreme dry humping, mega sick intrigue and rad-ass shreddin' ensue! Along for the journey is special guest, comedian WILFRED PADUA and a lot of drinking! Expect bodacious boob kissing, poor foreplay, radical drunkenness, and some mad cap rappin'!

TEC Podcast: Episode 66: The Enematic Cinematic LIVES!!: Happy Hulkidays!

It's that time of year we all have to remind ourselves to remember the reason for the season and that reason is obviously something having to do with Jesus, but mostly about watching movies starring pro-wrestler and mustache owner, Hulk Hogan!  This Holiday we bring you a movie starring the Hulkster with SHORT HAIR, an orphanage in trouble, a magical crystal cave and a bad guy with a fart gun, it's 1996's SANTA WITH MUSCLES along with our special guest, comedian and Hulkamaniac, ALLISON LIZOTTE!  Expect bad attitudes, the hulkiday spirit and podcast drunkeness for the whole family can enjoy!

TEC Podcast: Episode 65: The Enematic Cinematic LIVES!!: It Was Indian Land!

Each Thanksgiving, we at TEC try to highlight films of the Nativesploitation genre, most often involving the revenge killing of white people.  This year, we went with a little more light-hearted cultural appropriation tale thanks to Chuck Norris' 1996 kid-friendly environmentalist vehicle, FOREST WARRIOR. Along for the alleged "ass-kicking" awkward ride is special guest, comedian DAVID LEON!  Expect animorphs, agendas, Native pride and zero cultural insight!

TEC Podcast: Episode 64: The Enematic Cinematic LIVES!!: Grandpa Says It's Good For Me!

Welcome to another special All Hallow's Weird edition of the podcast, this time LIVE at The White Rabbit in Fremont!  We decided to treat ourselves to satanic, metal, incest, horror film, 1988's HACK-O-LANTERN with special guest, comedian and crafty warlock, DOUGLAS GALE!  Expect devil worship, oversensitivity and incest raps!

TEC Podcast: Episode 63: More Like Mega Fierce!

For Episode 62, we take you on a mega rad journey full of mega motorcycles, mega hair moose and mega man bumps, it's 1982's mega weird action comedy, MEGAFORCE starring Barry Bostwick, bleach and jock straps! My mega special guests include filmmakers, friends and TEC vets, JASON RYAN and COLIN THIEL as well as brand new guest, film buff and fashion expert, LETIZIA ACOSTA! Expect mega dick jokes, mega beer drinking, mega meta moments and mega bad rapping!

The Enematic Cinematic: LIVES!! October Episode: HACK-O-LANTERN (1988)!

"But Mom, I like the taste of blood! Grandpa says it's good for me."

On this night, bathed in the light of a harvest moon, fairly close to the week before the week before All Hallows Eve, we bring you a tale of won-ton witchcraft, a family curse and monstrously bad metal, it's 1988's HACK-O-LANTERN about a mother trying to stop her oldest son Tommy from his destiny as the spawn of Satan and his creepy grandpa who is the head of a secret sacrificing people cult and wears way too many silver rings!! Just when it couldn't get wackier, a masked killer is on the loose, hacking and slashing everything BUT pumpkins!! Will the masked killer totally ruin the Halloween party at Town Hall? Will Tommy complete his grandpa's ritual and finally front the devil's metal band? Will this town ever run out of candles and pentagram jewelry?? Find out at TEC LIVES! 

Hosted by:

ELICIA SANCHEZ

(Comedian/TEC Creator/Lover of Tackiness)

Co-hosts:

TRAVIS VOGT & KEVIN CLARKE

(Comedians/Filmmakers/­Major Movie Nerds)

Technical Adviser/DJ:

MARK "PRODUCER MARK" ALLENDER

(Artist/Cartoonist/­Producer Of Things)

with

Special guest

DOUGLAS GALE

(Comedian/Craftsman/Retired Warlock)

PLUS trivia w/prizes from The White Rabbit, Scarecrow Video and Ugly Baby and La Ru!! Specially themed devilishly delicious cocktails to appease your taste buds and a frighteningly good time!!

Doors @ 7:30

Show starts @ 8:00 PM

Be sure to come early and enjoy some totally terrible b-movies trailers from 7:30 'til showtime!!

Every month at The White Rabbit in Fremont, The Enematic Cinematic LIVES brings you the awesomely fun experience of watching a shitty movie with friends, strangers and booze, combined with a live taping of The Enematic Cinematic Podcast starring you as a live audience person and featuring some of the funniest comics/performers and general randoms off the street in town! The movies will always be bad, but the times will always be good! COME for the horribly shitty movie w/comedic commentary and STAY for The Enematic Cinematic Podcast taping LIVE! NO COVER!!

Here's what people we know said about TEC: LIVES!!: 

"A little gem...you don't want to miss it!"--GeekWire.com

"Interesting."--Vern, AintItCoolNews.com

"Cleansing?"--Lindy West, Jezebel.com

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TEC Podcast: Episode 62: The Enematic Cinematic LIVES!!: Top That!

It's the September edition of TEC: LIVES!! and this time we're kicking up THE JAMS. It's a straight up slumber party pajama jam at The White Rabbit while we celebrate 80's teen angst, Travis' birthday and the 1989 kind-of-musical teen comedy, TEEN WITCH about a total nerd who finds out she has magical witching powers and uses them to make her totally 80's high school wishes come true! Also, rapping happens. Along for this radical magical pajamical journey is our special guest, MISS ANITA GOODMANN! Expect an extreme lack of pajamas, high school confessions, girl talk and the phrase 'hot f**k action'. TOP THAT.