B-Movie Trailer Of The DayNightmares (1983)

Did you know that between the peaceful sleep of dreams, lies the endless sleep of death?  It's called science, you guys!

B-Movie Trailer Of The Day...Sort Of!

Okay, so maybe this is not an 'actual' movie trailer, but if this scene ALONE doesn't sell this sci-fi sexploitation Chinese film, ROBOTRIX, to you, then you don't like bad movies!

B-Movie Trailer Of The Day

Since today is by definition is November 30, which by logic is the last day of November, the only conclusion to draw from this is tomorrow is INDEED the first day of December!  What does this mean, you didn't ask?  Well, that we can officially get into the horror-ible holiday spirit, of course!!  Though we at TEC, love ourselves some shitty Santa slashers (and God, do we), this year we thought we'd do something a little different and with a little more depth.  That's right, Enemaniacs, this X-mas, we are going to make sure we remember the reason for the season with "Horror-ible Holidays at TEC 2012" focusing on none other than the beloved genre of Godsploitation!  Expect demonic doings, raspy voices, lots of vomit and possible religious awakenings all month long!

To kick off our Horrible Holidays series, we give you the B-Movie Trailer of The Day, 1974 Exorcist rip-off, BEYOND THE DOOR (aka Behind The Door, The Devil Within Her, Who Are You?) starring some swearing ginger children, a swarthy guy in leather and Hayley Mills' sister, Sister Mills!  Prepare to be scared of pregnancy!

B-Movie Trailer Of The Day!

From the creators of Hellraiser and Hellbound and who the hell cares!

B-Movie Trailer Of The Day!

Happy SNOW DAY Enemaniacs!  This is what we've been watching over at TEC while trapped in our apartment.  While incredibly 90's and shitty, it has really helped calm our misplaced anger towards all the douche bags snowboarding down the hill/street outside our window.  Skate or die Shred till you're dead, bra!!

B-Movie Trailer Of The Day

A princess has legs, a dude has laser eyes and two brothers apparently have arms...it's 1989's The Lords of Magik!

B-Movie Trailer Of The Day

Ancient evil using the prosthetic/latex monster magic of the 80's?!?  FUUUUCCKKK!

B-Movie Trailer Of The Day

Happy Mother's Day (and sorry about all the cinematic rape...)!

B-Movie Trailer Of The Day!

B-Movie Trailer Of The Day!

Sort of.  Enjoy the first five minutes of 1983's Warrior of the Lost World.  Come for the Paper Chase guy, stay for the Megaweapon.

B-Movie Trailer Of The Day

B-Movie Trailer Of The Day

This movie has pretty much got everything going for it.  It's the fifth installment in a straight-to-video horror/holiday series, special effects were done by the dude who did the special effects from NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 4 and it stars Mickey Rooney.  How could this not be a Christmas miracle!

B-movie Trailer of the Day!

One of my FAVORITE horror holiday movies, 1996's JACK FROST!  This is what that creepy bullshit with Batman Beetlejuice Michael Keaton should have been.

B-Movie Trailer Of The Day

Just in time for the holiday.  Happy Thanksgiving!

B-Movie Trailer Of The Day

Everyone, like bag the noise and check out this trailer for one of the greatest movies ever made.  It's everything great about teen movies of the 80's all wrapped up into one amazing B-movie burrito. 1983's Joysticks!  Boobs!  Video arcades!  Ultra low-grade dick and fat jokes!  Boobs and parents that just don't get it!  Plus, boobs!  Come on, everyone is doing it.

B-Movie Trailer of the Day

I did PCP once.  I didn't kill anybody, but I did have a really long conversation with Keanu Reeves' character from Point Break (Johnny Utah) that ended awkwardly. 

Horrorible B-Movie Trailer of the Day!

B-Movie Trailer of the Day

Remember that time in the 70's when there was a movie called Jaws that was about a big shark that ate people?  Well, even if you don't, there are a lot of people that liked it at the time.  Some people even liked it so much, they decided to rip it off make a tribute to the film by making their own version.  Thus, the giant killer water beast shitty thriller/drama genre ensued.  One of my favorite Jaws inspired films is 1977's Orca: The Killer Whale.  See, they didn't even have to come up with a gimmicky title or nick name for the movie monster, it already has KILLER in it's actual first name!  Brilliant.  Orca is like Jaws, if Jaws was a man-eating shark on a mission of revenge.  It's more like if Jaws starred in Death Wish 1-3.   

If you want to read about this and other shitty rip-off versions of popular films, check out my friend (and TEC Podcast Ep. 9 guest) Laird Jimenez' blog Our Movie Is Like That Movie, where very soon you'll be able to read my reviews of Orca and other well-known and not known homages such as Ms. 45 (Death Wish) and Nukie (E.T.: Extra Terrestrial)!

B-Movie Trailer of the Day

Do you like Twilight?  If you do, you're an asshole.  The current wave of nerd girls that want their scrawny pale boyfriends to have super powers and drink blood is not new.  Remember Anne Rice?  Anyway, the trailer for today is a romantic vampire tale that not only has fangs, smoke and blood-tinged sexual intrigue, but it even stars Family Ties bad boy Scott Valentine!  He definitely doesn't sparkle in the sunlight.  Enjoy 1993's To Sleep With a Vampire.

B-Movie Trailer of the Day!

In the tradition of Tom Hanks' Turner and Hooch (1989) and Jim Belushi's K-9 (1989), Chuck Norris stars in not your average buddy cop action/comedy, but this time it's 1995 and...a different breed of dog...