TEC Podcast: Episode 71: The Enematic Cinematic LIVES!!: Suppose This Is The Longest Night In The World?

It's Episode 71 of the LIVE version of TEC and this time we've got more killer dolls than you care to care about! This of course means we sat through the entirety or 1987's DOLLS which is actually not a bad movie (mostly). With us for the first time on the live podcast is special guest comedian and puppet master, EMMETT MONTGOMERY! Expect uncomfortable silences, unnecessary political arguments, Punky Brewster and PC game references, and a whole lot of creepy thoughts! WARNING: Due to technical difficulties, the episode cuts out near the end before we were able to reach the 'Wrap Up Rap' segment so consider yourself lucky or not depending on how much you do or don't hate that part!

TEC Podcast: Episode 69: The Enematic Cinematic LIVES!!: The Suck Of The Irish

Top o' the morning to ya, Enemaniacs! It's Episode 69 and we've got an Irish goodbye that you won't soon forget, thanks to Clive Barker, the 80's and a Danzig dick monster that will haunt your dreams aka 1986's horror/accidental comedy, RAWHEAD REX! When an ancient dick beast/demon is unearthed in rural Ireland, the emerald Isle comes under attack with only the help of a wise-cracking sweater-wearing American to save them! But don't worry, they have metaphors, inaccurate religious history and female stereotypes on their side! Along for this sacrilegious soiree is our special guest for March, comedian and possible Irish person, TYLER SCHNUPP! Expect a lot of cock talk, kiss hate, piss baths and more mentions of potatoes than you can shake a potato at!

TEC Podcast: Episode 68: The Enematic Cinematic LIVES!!: Computer? I Barely Knew Her!

It's Episode 68 and love is in the air! Cooky, creepy computer love, that is. It's one of those classically fucked up rom-coms of the 80's, 1984's ELECTRIC DREAMS about a young nerd named Miles that buys a new computer that becomes sentient thanks to the push of the wrong buttons and a bottle of spilled champagne! SCIENCE. Now Miles not only has to learn how to get his microwave to work right, but stop his computer from stealing his new girlfriend! Along for this digital debauchery is special guest, comedian BETTINA MCKELVEY! WARNING: The audio for this episode is pretty atrocious thanks to us forgetting to plug in the right mic. Expect lots of loud noises, rustling, romance, rustling and a lot of facts about Virginia Madsen! Listen at your own risk!

TEC Podcast: Episode 64: The Enematic Cinematic LIVES!!: Grandpa Says It's Good For Me!

Welcome to another special All Hallow's Weird edition of the podcast, this time LIVE at The White Rabbit in Fremont!  We decided to treat ourselves to satanic, metal, incest, horror film, 1988's HACK-O-LANTERN with special guest, comedian and crafty warlock, DOUGLAS GALE!  Expect devil worship, oversensitivity and incest raps!

TEC Podcast: Episode 63: More Like Mega Fierce!

For Episode 62, we take you on a mega rad journey full of mega motorcycles, mega hair moose and mega man bumps, it's 1982's mega weird action comedy, MEGAFORCE starring Barry Bostwick, bleach and jock straps! My mega special guests include filmmakers, friends and TEC vets, JASON RYAN and COLIN THIEL as well as brand new guest, film buff and fashion expert, LETIZIA ACOSTA! Expect mega dick jokes, mega beer drinking, mega meta moments and mega bad rapping!

The Enematic Cinematic: LIVES!! October Episode: HACK-O-LANTERN (1988)!

"But Mom, I like the taste of blood! Grandpa says it's good for me."

On this night, bathed in the light of a harvest moon, fairly close to the week before the week before All Hallows Eve, we bring you a tale of won-ton witchcraft, a family curse and monstrously bad metal, it's 1988's HACK-O-LANTERN about a mother trying to stop her oldest son Tommy from his destiny as the spawn of Satan and his creepy grandpa who is the head of a secret sacrificing people cult and wears way too many silver rings!! Just when it couldn't get wackier, a masked killer is on the loose, hacking and slashing everything BUT pumpkins!! Will the masked killer totally ruin the Halloween party at Town Hall? Will Tommy complete his grandpa's ritual and finally front the devil's metal band? Will this town ever run out of candles and pentagram jewelry?? Find out at TEC LIVES! 

Hosted by:

ELICIA SANCHEZ

(Comedian/TEC Creator/Lover of Tackiness)

Co-hosts:

TRAVIS VOGT & KEVIN CLARKE

(Comedians/Filmmakers/­Major Movie Nerds)

Technical Adviser/DJ:

MARK "PRODUCER MARK" ALLENDER

(Artist/Cartoonist/­Producer Of Things)

with

Special guest

DOUGLAS GALE

(Comedian/Craftsman/Retired Warlock)

PLUS trivia w/prizes from The White Rabbit, Scarecrow Video and Ugly Baby and La Ru!! Specially themed devilishly delicious cocktails to appease your taste buds and a frighteningly good time!!

Doors @ 7:30

Show starts @ 8:00 PM

Be sure to come early and enjoy some totally terrible b-movies trailers from 7:30 'til showtime!!

Every month at The White Rabbit in Fremont, The Enematic Cinematic LIVES brings you the awesomely fun experience of watching a shitty movie with friends, strangers and booze, combined with a live taping of The Enematic Cinematic Podcast starring you as a live audience person and featuring some of the funniest comics/performers and general randoms off the street in town! The movies will always be bad, but the times will always be good! COME for the horribly shitty movie w/comedic commentary and STAY for The Enematic Cinematic Podcast taping LIVE! NO COVER!!

Here's what people we know said about TEC: LIVES!!: 

"A little gem...you don't want to miss it!"--GeekWire.com

"Interesting."--Vern, AintItCoolNews.com

"Cleansing?"--Lindy West, Jezebel.com

Sponsored by Scarecrow Video

Real People. Reel Talk. Really Bad Movies.

TEC Podcast: Episode 62: The Enematic Cinematic LIVES!!: Top That!

It's the September edition of TEC: LIVES!! and this time we're kicking up THE JAMS. It's a straight up slumber party pajama jam at The White Rabbit while we celebrate 80's teen angst, Travis' birthday and the 1989 kind-of-musical teen comedy, TEEN WITCH about a total nerd who finds out she has magical witching powers and uses them to make her totally 80's high school wishes come true! Also, rapping happens. Along for this radical magical pajamical journey is our special guest, MISS ANITA GOODMANN! Expect an extreme lack of pajamas, high school confessions, girl talk and the phrase 'hot f**k action'. TOP THAT.   

TEC Podcast: Episode 61: Besides, I'm Beta And You're VHS!

WE'RE BACK in the safety of our cramped apartment where the beer is sort of free and the cheese puffs are super stale! Thanks to Producer Mark's tinkering capabilities, his sound board is officially off the fritz and we've got our first non-live episode since last summer! To welcome us home is 1989's only-on-VHS seriously weird slasher, DEATH SPA, about a killer disabled ghost wife who with the help of her male twin she possesses off and on, is wreaking havoc at her widowed husband's sexy 80's gym! Also, computers are involved. Back on the couch, we have brand new very special guest all the way from Austin, director of the new VHS documentary REWIND THIS, Josh Johnson! Expect confusing kills, confessions from the cutting room floor, my vain attempts to remain sober and a Producer Mark secret reveal (kind of)!

The Enematic Cinematic: LIVES!! September Episode: TEEN WITCH (1989)

"Just go talk to him!"
"Are you kidding? I'd be so embarrassed. Look at how funky he is."

You guys, omigod, it's like, totally fall again! While some of us are heading back to school (gag) and some of us are just going back to work (mega gag), some of us, (specifically TEC crew members Travis 'Sweet Tea' Vogt, Elicia 'Doctor Sanchez' Sanchez and special guest Jennifer Burdette are all celebrating their birthdays! To help ring in another year(s) tacked onto 30, we're having a special bad movie birthday blow out with a totally unnecessary 80's slumber party theme! That's right dudes, it's a straight up PAJAMA JAM. Come enjoy the totally terrible 80's teen comedy, TEEN WITCH (starring Blake Lively's older sister) about a nerd who finds out she has special magical spell-casting powers! Will she finally get to french that guy with the face and the car? Will Robert Blake's son do a lot of free-style "rapping"? Will the 80's be fully represented in a super 80's way? All of this and more at the next TEC: LIVES!!
Don't forget to wear YO JAMS (aka your favorite pajamas)!!

 

Hosted by:

ELICIA SANCHEZ

(Comedian/TEC Creator/Lover of Tackiness)

Co-hosts:

TRAVIS VOGT & KEVIN CLARKE

(Comedians/Filmmakers/­Major Movie Nerds)

Technical Adviser/DJ:

MARK "PRODUCER MARK" ALLENDER

(Artist/Cartoonist/­Producer Of Things)

with

Special guestS

JENNIFER BURDETTE

(Writer/Humorist/Hair Artist/Birthday Buddy)

and

MISS ANITA GOODMANN

(Comedian/Lady of Leisure/Karaoke connoisseur)

PLUS TRUTH OR DIE and GIRL TALK questions w/prizes from The White Rabbit, Scarecrow Video and Ugly Baby Shower Art!! Specially themed cocktail concoctions that will make your toils and troubles disappear and a magically good time!

Doors @ 7:30

Show starts @ 8:00 PM

Be sure to come early and enjoy some totally terrible b-movies trailers from 7:30 'til showtime!!

Every month at The White Rabbit in Fremont, The Enematic Cinematic LIVES brings you the awesomely fun experience of watching a shitty movie with friends, strangers and booze, combined with a live taping of The Enematic Cinematic Podcast starring you as a live audience person and featuring some of the funniest comics/performers and general randoms off the street in town! The movies will always be bad, but the times will always be good! COME for the horribly shitty movie w/comedic commentary and STAY for The Enematic Cinematic Podcast taping LIVE! NO COVER!
Here's what people we know said about TEC: LIVES!!: 

"A little gem...you don't want to miss it!"--GeekWire.com

"Interesting."--Vern, AintItCoolNews.com

"Cleansing?"--Lindy West, Jezebel.com

Sponsored by Scarecrow Video

Real People. Reel Talk. Really Bad Movies.

TEC Podcast: Episode 58: The Enematic Cinematic LIVES!!: Please Don't Retire Meee!

In the futuristic future, we bring you space Episode 58 with an epic space tale of sweat and sorrow courtesy of 1989 sci-fi/fantasy/sports saga film ARENA, about a human Earth man who goes from short order cooking to fighting for the champion space title of the space arena in space year 4038! It will be a legendary battle of man vs. monster, eyes vs. brain, booze vs. booze and more! Joining us on the journey of space self-discovery is special guest comedian, RYAN CASEY. Expect deadly robot impressions, voice-over trivia, monster jock strap raps and our very own human future, revealed!

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TEC Podcast: Episode 57: The Enematic Cinematic LIVES!!: She Had An Injection In Her Labe, Doctor!

In honor of Mother's Day that happened this month, we here at TEC decided to give back, by showing all the ungrateful children what could be worse with 1988's horror/comedy FLESH EATING MOTHERS! A group of suburban housewives catch a mysterious VD which not only sucks, it bites! Join us with our Mayday special guest, non-mom/comedian MONICA NEVI as we explore the true meaning of motherhood, labial injections, the history of penicillin, who truly is the boss and some really sincere, solemn rap songs for moms.

 

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TEC Podcast: Episode 56: The Enematic Cinematic LIVES!!: Is There A Raffle In Here?

In a not-so-far-off land and a somewhat magical place, there presides a band of merry miscreants whose only pleasures are the pursuit of bountiful ales, the consumption of tatered tots and the viewing of catastrophically crappy cinema!  They be the cursed TEC LIVES Crew and this eventide, thoust must  join Lady ELICIA of SANCHEZ, Sir KEVIN of CLARKE, Sir TRAVIS of VOGT, Duke PRODUCER MARK of ALLENDER and verily handsome special April guest, Lord PAUL of MERRILL as we partake in year nineteen eighty of nine shot-on-video non-masterpiece, LORDS OF MAGICK! Beware, young traveler, for there will be Witchery! Wizards raps! Bad English accents!  Also, we finally discover whether there truly be, a raffle in here. 
 

 

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The Enematic Cinematic: LIVES!!:June Episode: Arena (1989)

"...So, you're the one that fed Fang the window."

Each year, as the futuristic future looms ahead and most of us prepare for the inevitable world 1980's apocalypse that will force everyone to live in "New Arizona," drive quads and wear mohawks, the fortune telling gypsies at Empire Pictures were hard at work at a vision of things to come, aka 1989's straight-to-video sci-fi non-classic, ARENA! Taking place in the foreseeable year of 4038, our prime entertainment is the Arena fighting match, pitting alien against alien...that is until Earth man/short order cook Steve Armstrong gets a chance in the ring. Will Steve be the first humanoid Arena champion since the last one? Will the blonde lady he likes intercourse him? Will the actors boxing in the alien suits die of heat stroke? Only time (and this terrible movie) will tell! 

Hosted by:
ELICIA SANCHEZ
(Comedian/TEC Creator/Lover of Tackiness)
Co-hosts:
TRAVIS VOGT & KEVIN CLARKE
(Comedians/Filmmakers/­Major Movie Nerds)
Technical Adviser/DJ:
MARK "PRODUCER MARK" ALLENDER
(Artist/Cartoonist/­Producer Of Things) 

with

Special guest

RYAN CASEY

(Champion Comedian/Humanoid/Bear Boxer)

PLUS trivia w/prizes from The White Rabbit, Scarecrow Video and Ugly Baby Shower Art!! Specially themed cocktails to help you make it through that last round and a brawling good time!!

Doors @ 7:30

Show starts @ 8:00 PM

Be sure to come early and enjoy some awful movie trailers!!

*Every second Tuesday of the month at The White Rabbit in Fremont, The Enematic Cinematic LIVES brings you the awesomely fun experience of watching a shitty movie with friends, strangers and booze, combined with a live taping of The Enematic Cinematic Podcast starring you as a live audience person and featuring some of the funniest comics/performers and general randoms off the street in town! COME for the horribly shitty movie w/comedic commentary and STAY for The Enematic Cinematic Podcast taping LIVE! NO COVER! 

"A little gem...you don't want to miss it!"--GeekWire.com
"Interesting."--Vern, AintItCoolNews.com
"Cleansing?"--Lindy West, Jezebel.com


Sponsored by Scarecrow Video

The Enematic Cinematic: LIVES!! May Episode: Flesh Eating Mothers (1988)

"You know, my mother told me to never deck a lady, but she didn't say shit about a cannibal!"

Mothers. Can't live without them (literally), but also can't convince them to stop eating your baby brother! Ugh, childhood. With Mother's Day firmly in the rear view mirror at the time of this episode, we've decided to dedicate this month's show to mothers everywhere with a super special, super bloody Mayday Mother's Day TEC LIVES featuring a horror comedy crapfest about some suburban moms with uncontrollable carnivorous kid cravings, 1988's FLESH EATING MOTHERS! It's matriarchal mayhem rated 3B for Blood, Beasts and Barely Watchable Content! Along for the guilt trip are as always, your host and TEC creator, the very matronly ELICIA SANCHEZ, your co-hosts, filmmakers and reputable mama's boys TRAVIS VOGT and KEVIN CLARKE and special guest, comedian and known non-mom, MONICA NEVI!  Enjoy drink specials and drink prizes, gifts from sponsors Scarecrow Video and Ugly Baby Shower Art and a conceivably good time!  So be sure to sit up straight, eat all your vegetables, stop making that face and don't forget to call your mother!

Doors @ 7:30
Show starts @ 8:00 PM

Be sure to come early and enjoy some weird ass movie clips and awful movie trailers!!

*Every second Tuesday of the month at The White Rabbit in Fremont, The Enematic Cinematic LIVES brings you the awesomely fun experience of watching a shitty movie with friends, strangers and booze, combined with a live taping of The Enematic Cinematic Podcast starring you as a live audience person and featuring some of the funniest comics/performers and general randoms off the street in town! COME for the horribly shitty movie w/comedic commentary and STAY for The Enematic Cinematic Podcast taping LIVE! NO COVER!

"A little gem...you don't want to miss it!"--GeekWire.com
"Interesting."--Vern, AintItCoolNews.com
"Cleansing?"--Lindy West, Jezebel.com

Sponsored by Scarecrow Video
http://www.fremontwhiterabbit.com/

B-Movie Trailer Of The DayNightmares (1983)

Did you know that between the peaceful sleep of dreams, lies the endless sleep of death?  It's called science, you guys!

The Enematic Cinematic: LIVES!! April Episode!: THE LORDS OF MAGICK (1989)

 

In a not-so-far-off land and a somewhat magical place, there presides a band of merry miscreants whose only pleasures are the pursuit of bountiful ales, the consumption of tatered tots and the viewing of catastrophically crappy cinema!  They be the cursed TEC LIVES Crew and this eventide, thoust presence is graciously requested by order of the Queen to join Lady ELICIA of SANCHEZ, Sir KEVIN of CLARKE, Sir TRAVIS of VOGT, Duke PRODUCER MARK of ALLENDER and verily handsome special April guest, Lord PAUL of MERRILL as we partake in a cost free screening of year nineteen eighty of nine shot-on-video non-masterpiece, LORDS OF MAGICK! Beware, young traveler, for there will be Witches! Wizards! Wigs! Fair maidens! Terrible beasts! And even more terrible special effects! Gifts of Kingly riches by way of Scarecrow Video and Ugly Baby Shower Art!  And ales all around! Do as thou wilt, but methinks thou shan't miss such splendid revelry!  So, if ye be brave...your quest awaits! We will see thee post haste, for tonight WE WINE IN FREMONT!

TEC Podcast: Episode 55: The Enematic Cinematic LIVES!!: Hand Over The Disk Or We'll Tenderize Your Butt!!

Get ready to wipe the steam off your iPod screens, Enemaniacs, because this one's gonna be HOT!  It's Episode 55 of TEC recorded live at The White Rabbit in Fremont with this month's sexy Stamosy spy thriller, 1986's NEVER TOO YOUNG TO DIE starring John Stamos, Vanity, Gene Simmons, Robert Englund and George Lazenby. No, I'm serious. Did I mention that John Stamos is the son of a secret spy who must avenge his father's death after he is murdered by an evil transexual mastermind played by Gene Simmons?? Join the TEC Crew and this month's guest, comedian NICK SAHOYAH as we dissect this only-on-VHS enematic espionage, that's if we don't get lost in Stamos' steamy stare for too long...Expect real tongue talk, the untold story of Vanity's horse saddle, sad theme music, butt tenderizing and the broadcast debut of our #1 new Enemaniac, EMILY!

TEC Podcast: Episode 54: The Enematic Cinematic LIVES!!: You Gave Me A Fruit Burger?!

Love is in the air, along with the sweet aroma of a street hardened Scott Valentine, vegetarian meats and low self-esteem.  That's right, it's a very February TEC Episode 54, recorded live at The White Rabbit in Fremont, post a full-on screening of 1987's horror rom-com, MY DEMON LOVER! Poor Kaz (Scott Valentine) has been cursed as a "pisotski," meaning he can't get turned on, without turning into a demon! Luckily this is just up the alley of local door mat Denny, who is just looking for love in all the wrong trash cans. Will these two crazy kids find a way to make it work?  Find out, along with the TEC Crew and this month's special guest, comedian/cabaret performer/much beloved Seattle drag superstar, ANITA GOODMANN! Expect Scott Valentine Playgirl spread secrets, advice to the home challenged charmers in the world, scandalous details on the long term 'partnership' of TRAVIS and KEVIN and a hellish devil worshiping rap off that will possibly leave you questioning the existence of God!

                 

TEC Podcast: Episode 53: The Enematic Cinematic LIVES!!: He Questioned My Integrity As A Skier!

Winter has come, Enemaniacs, so come, warm yourself by the fire and get ready to take in a cold-ass glass of vengeful revenge!  It's Episode 53 and another live edition of TEC, with 1988's ski chalet slasher, ICED, about a suicidal skier that gets back at his tormenters the best way he knows how...icicles, hot tubs, snow plows and cocaine!  Along for this wintery wonderland are as always, my co-hosting co-hosts, comedians/filmmakers TRAVIS VOGT and KEVIN CLARKE and special guest for January, Chicago-based comedian WILFRED PADUA! Expect toilet paper stuffery, carrot cutting, man butts and the soothing sounds of Chicago!  It's the most snow nonsense episode we've had all year!

TEC Podcast: Episode 52: The Enematic Cinematic LIVES!!: Stop All Your Crying Business!

 

It's Episode 52 with another horrible holiday themed rousing addition of the LIVE version of the show! Since it was the December edish of the show, we gifted ourselves and our audience with not only our main feature, 1984 crazy kid French film, I BELIEVE IN SANTA CLAUS (aka HERE COMES SANTA CLAUS), but as a special Christmas bonus, we also watched 1994 straight-to-video nightmare, WE WISH YOU A TURTLE CHRISTMAS (watch at your own risk and for god sakes, be SOBER).  Also, in appropriate X-mas fashion, myself, along with my co-hosts, KEVIN CLARKE and TRAVIS VOGT, precede to imbibe in much merriment (aka whiskey) in order to catch up with much merrier special guest of the evening, rapper/wrestler/performer/professional clown, JOSH BLACK (aka WXPFL's Ronald McFondle)! Expect puppy tosses, child endangerment, tater tot balls and several shots!