The Enematic Cinematic: LIVES!! May Episode: Flesh Eating Mothers (1988)

"You know, my mother told me to never deck a lady, but she didn't say shit about a cannibal!"

Mothers. Can't live without them (literally), but also can't convince them to stop eating your baby brother! Ugh, childhood. With Mother's Day firmly in the rear view mirror at the time of this episode, we've decided to dedicate this month's show to mothers everywhere with a super special, super bloody Mayday Mother's Day TEC LIVES featuring a horror comedy crapfest about some suburban moms with uncontrollable carnivorous kid cravings, 1988's FLESH EATING MOTHERS! It's matriarchal mayhem rated 3B for Blood, Beasts and Barely Watchable Content! Along for the guilt trip are as always, your host and TEC creator, the very matronly ELICIA SANCHEZ, your co-hosts, filmmakers and reputable mama's boys TRAVIS VOGT and KEVIN CLARKE and special guest, comedian and known non-mom, MONICA NEVI!  Enjoy drink specials and drink prizes, gifts from sponsors Scarecrow Video and Ugly Baby Shower Art and a conceivably good time!  So be sure to sit up straight, eat all your vegetables, stop making that face and don't forget to call your mother!

Doors @ 7:30
Show starts @ 8:00 PM

Be sure to come early and enjoy some weird ass movie clips and awful movie trailers!!

*Every second Tuesday of the month at The White Rabbit in Fremont, The Enematic Cinematic LIVES brings you the awesomely fun experience of watching a shitty movie with friends, strangers and booze, combined with a live taping of The Enematic Cinematic Podcast starring you as a live audience person and featuring some of the funniest comics/performers and general randoms off the street in town! COME for the horribly shitty movie w/comedic commentary and STAY for The Enematic Cinematic Podcast taping LIVE! NO COVER!

"A little gem...you don't want to miss it!"--GeekWire.com
"Interesting."--Vern, AintItCoolNews.com
"Cleansing?"--Lindy West, Jezebel.com

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The Enematic Cinematic: LIVES!! April Episode!: THE LORDS OF MAGICK (1989)

 

In a not-so-far-off land and a somewhat magical place, there presides a band of merry miscreants whose only pleasures are the pursuit of bountiful ales, the consumption of tatered tots and the viewing of catastrophically crappy cinema!  They be the cursed TEC LIVES Crew and this eventide, thoust presence is graciously requested by order of the Queen to join Lady ELICIA of SANCHEZ, Sir KEVIN of CLARKE, Sir TRAVIS of VOGT, Duke PRODUCER MARK of ALLENDER and verily handsome special April guest, Lord PAUL of MERRILL as we partake in a cost free screening of year nineteen eighty of nine shot-on-video non-masterpiece, LORDS OF MAGICK! Beware, young traveler, for there will be Witches! Wizards! Wigs! Fair maidens! Terrible beasts! And even more terrible special effects! Gifts of Kingly riches by way of Scarecrow Video and Ugly Baby Shower Art!  And ales all around! Do as thou wilt, but methinks thou shan't miss such splendid revelry!  So, if ye be brave...your quest awaits! We will see thee post haste, for tonight WE WINE IN FREMONT!

The Enematic Cinematic: LIVES!!! AGAIN!!!

Your guide to the golden garbage of rightfully undiscovered cinema, local film podcast, The Enematic Cinematic, is hosting its very second live show, THE ENEMATIC CINEMATIC: LIVES! May 22, at The White Rabbit (513 North 36th Street) in Fremont! A show that will guarantee to be one of the most terrifying or terrific Tuesday nights of your life probably!


This time around, we will be screening 1988's sucky summertime slasher, CHEERLEADER CAMP aka BLOODY POM POMS, “starring” Lucinda Dickey (Special K from Breakin’), Leif Garret (former 70’s teen heartthrob) and boobs!

Commentary and podcast taping provided by special guests:


-MISS ANITA GOODMANN (adored entertainer and socialite)
-DEREK SHEEN (comic genius, esteemed actor, human hug)
-PAUL MERRILL (comedy vet, prolific writer, maker of merriment) 

The show is absolutely FREE and will feature drink and movie prizes as well as drink specials!

Vern from Ain’t It Cool News and author of Seagalogy: A Story of the Ass-Kicking Films of Steven Seagal was forced to call The Enematic Cinematic, "...Interesting." while Lindy West of the online site Jezebel  was tricked into referring to it as, "...Cleansing?" Come see for yourself what all the non-fuss is about!

Booze will be drank, jokes will be had and bonds will be broken, it's THE ENEMATIC CINEMATIC...LIVES! Presented by Children of the Atom and sponsored by Scarecrow Video!

Suggested Shit For The Week

Even better than a B-Movie trailer, it's a "Horrible Holidays" X-mas short film about the unknown told story of the annual raping/pillaging of pine trees and the time they decided to take back the night.  It's 2008's, The Secret Life of Trees TREEVENGE and it's fucking amazing!  Happy Horrordays Enemaniacs!

Suggested Shit For The Week

First of all, I should say that the suggestion for this week is FAR from shit.  It's previous podcast guests/video store alumni/movie lovers Zack Carlson and Bryan Connolly's epic literary masterpiece, DESTROY ALL MOVIES: A COMPLETE GUIDE TO PUNKS ON FILM.  Not a mere movie guide, but more of a map of underrated cinema, DESTROY ALL MOVIES is the result of a 7 year odyssey started by two guys that wanted to chronicle every instance of a punk rocker in a movie, ever.  It was well worth the effort.



Not only is DESTROY ALL MOVIES an addictive page turner, a rarity for a movie compendium, but it's informative, entertaining, colorful and a memorial to the golden age of VCR cinema.  You must read this book.  If you live in the Seattle area you can pick it up from Scarecrow Video and if not you can find it on the Fantagraphics website or on Amazon.  If you can't afford it and live by no rules, steal it from Barnes & Noble.

Suggested Shit For The Week...

This week in suggested shit, I encourage you to check out a very funny and revealing podcast by a friend of mine and former TEC Podcast guest, filmmaker Jason Ryan.  The podcast is called Real Adult Feelings and it's pretty self explanatory, but don't worry, there is a lot of sarcasm and wit in case being all open with your friends sometimes makes you uncomfortable like it does me.  The hosts of the podcast, Jason and "Billy Bones" are just two twenty-something dudes talking about relationships, sex and other stuff.  It's pretty entertaining and sometimes even informative. 

They recently kicked off season two a few weeks ago and to start off, had myself and previous TEC Podcast guest Colin Thiel as their vey first guests of the season.  If you want to know about period guns, the time Colin passed up sex for The Birds, Billy Bones' revelations at Burning Man, Jason's New York regrets, the time I genuinely thought I was a werewolf and how I really feel about my shitty ex-boyfriend from high school, you can check out our particular episode, "Missed Opportunities (& AIDS)" HERE!  For all other episodes check out the link on Real Adult Feelings above or download them on iTunes!