Listen, before you get mad or question my ethics, I just want to say I'm doing this not because I want to, but because I have to. Remember that time I talked about this trailer making me uncomfortable (see Political Commentary of the B-Movie)? Well, it still does and unless you're really fucked up artsy, it should make you as well. 1980's Tanya's Island, starring Prince's Vanity (the lady not the metaphysical thing), is about a woman somehow stranded on a deserted island with her so-so boyfriend whom she apparently just bones all day since they don't have jobs. Tanya is stuck in a LOVE TRIANGLE between her agro boyfriend and a "blue-eyed man ape." Yeah and no, they are not the same person. Turns out it's like a more physically feasible King Kong, in the sex part being physically feasible way. Sorry Enemaniacs, do not expect a podcast episode or review on this one because I don't think I'll ever be able to sit through this inner-species erotic shitfest. And God knows I don't scare easily. All that said, enjoy Vanity's crack induced career choicesTanya's Island . DISCLAIMER: No Vanity's were raped in the making of this film (allegedly) and no actual ape-suited men were actually subjected to Prince's sloppy seconds (allegedly).