|"Did someone say pancakes?"|
Anyhow, the film is mostly about Christie's fairly shitty Nancy Drewesque attempts to foil her step-dad's possible plot by getting either an eyewitness account of his deadly douchebaggery or photographic evidence. Along the way we are treated to unnecessarily graphic 80's boobage, AMAZING dialogue, ridiculous musical segues, copious amounts of virgin blood, a shitty wonkier-boobed Kim Catrallesque bad girl, a ketchup hand job and at least one awkwardly long conversation about blueberry pancakes. Intrigued? Well, you should be and more importantly, you should have a VCR to watch this thing because it's not available on laser disc or digital video disc yet. Bummer.
|"Omigod! I totally just got AIDS!"|
So if you want to do some homework, check out Scream For Help, available now on video cassette (or just watch it in parts on YouTube here) or check out any and all videos by Clarke The Vogt Productions on FunnyorDie.com! Also, if you can't wait and have ten minutes to kill, you can check out Part 1 of Scream For Help below!