Unfortunately, scenes of inter-species conquest are not always held prisoner to curtained-off rooms of your local video store. In fact, some of these tacky tales of forbidden love find their way on the big screen to be enjoyed by audiences for at least the opening weekend. So, in honor of that blue-filtered image of Gary Busey mounting a shrieking Vanity that will forever haunt my brain, I give you TEC's top five commercial B-movies with bestiality themes that do not include rape or coconuts. For the most part anyway. No animals were harmed in the making of these shitty films. I can't promise as much for the actors involved.